BRAZIL
futebol
5
world cups won
most of all time
sOcCeR
what america calls it
(they are hosting the world cup)
PEOPLE WHO CALL IT SOCCER:
320,000,000
FUTBOL
what almost everyone calls it
(everyone else is correct)
PEOPLE WHO CALL IT FUTBOL:
7,880,000,000
THE WORLD HAS SPOKEN.
AMERICA WASN'T LISTENING.
animated breakdown of the greatest naming dispute in human history
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
FUTBOL
SOCCER
one country says soccer out loud. the rest of the map says futbol.
[ 0 ]% OF THE WORLD CALLS IT FUTBOL
GERMANY
Fussball
4
world cups won
efficient as always
ITALY
calcio
4
world cups won
bella
USA
SOCCER CRYING
0
world cups won
hosting 2026 anyway
BRAZIL - 5 CUPS - FUTEBOL STAR GERMANY - 4 CUPS - FUSSBALL STAR ITALY - 4 CUPS - CALCIO STAR FRANCE - 2 CUPS - FUTBOL STAR ARGENTINA - 3 CUPS - FUTBOL STAR USA - 0 CUPS - SOCCER STAR
BRAZIL - 5 CUPS - FUTEBOL STAR GERMANY - 4 CUPS - FUSSBALL STAR ITALY - 4 CUPS - CALCIO STAR FRANCE - 2 CUPS - FUTBOL STAR ARGENTINA - 3 CUPS - FUTBOL STAR USA - 0 CUPS - SOCCER STAR
SECTION 03 - THE TRANSLATION
AN AMERICAN'S GUIDE
TO FUTBOL
(NOT SOCCER)
official translation document. this was necessary.
THE WORLD
AMERICA
Futbol
Soccer
Pitch
Field (like a cornfield)
Match
Game (like a video game)
Nil - Nil
Zero Zero (boring)
Hat Trick
Three Goals (nice job king)
Offside
That weird rule (complicated)
Extra Time
Overtime (finally)
Supporters
Fans (casual)
Futbol Kit
Jersey and Shorts
The Beautiful Game
Sports Content
World Cup
Soccer World Cup (unfortunately)
Goalkeeper
Goalie
Manager
Coach
Fixture
When's the game
Full Time
That's it?
THEY BUILT THE VENUE.
THEY STILL CALL IT SOCCER.
SECTION 04 - THE SCHEDULE
WORLD CUP 2026
(FUTBOL WORLD CUP IF YOU'RE CORRECT)
TIME UNTIL THE OPENING MATCH
MEXICO VS SOUTH AFRICA
THURSDAY, JUNE 11, 2026
MEXICO VS SOUTH AFRICA
THURSDAY, JUNE 11, 2026
0
DAYS
0
HOURS
0
MINUTES
0
SECONDS
the tournament starts in mexico city. the argument starts much earlier.
THE FINAL
JULY 19, 2026
METLIFE STADIUM
one of these vibes. we don't know which yet.
SECTION 05 - THE VERDICT
THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION
YOU WILL MAKE TODAY.
choose carefully. history is watching.
FUTBOL
what 7.88 billion people call it
- correct pronunciation
- used in 195 countries
- all world cup wins
- invented the sport
- right
FUTBOL VOTES:
9,700,000
SOCCER
what america calls it
- incorrect
- used in 3 countries
- zero world cup wins
- didn't invent the sport
- hosting the tournament
- audacious
SOCCER VOTES:
300,000
SECTION 06 - THE COMMUNITY
THE MATCH REPORT
submit your official stance. the record will reflect this.
FILED REPORTS
$SOCCER
the official token of the world's most important argument
97
% of world calling it futbol
0
world cups won by soccer nations